1 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,440 The following takes place between 8 p .m. 2 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,900 and sometime Thursday morning. 3 00:00:33,540 --> 00:00:35,360 Events occur in Pacific time. 4 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:48,080 Right now, I just buried my wife, who was murdered by my ex -lover. 5 00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:53,100 My daughter is annoying the hell out of me, and the Dodgers are losing in the 6 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:57,120 seventh. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this... 7 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,320 It's the longest day of my life. 8 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,019 God, remember how much Mom hated flying? 9 00:01:07,180 --> 00:01:08,580 Of course I do, sweetheart. 10 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:15,040 She was always, like, super scared of terrorists. 11 00:01:18,820 --> 00:01:19,820 I know, Ken. 12 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:25,600 It's really ironical, don't you think? 13 00:01:26,570 --> 00:01:32,710 I mean, you were banging that twat who turned out to be a spy and killed her in 14 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:33,710 your office. 15 00:01:37,090 --> 00:01:38,530 Just watch your language, honey. 16 00:01:39,070 --> 00:01:40,070 Okay? 17 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:05,320 Seems like everybody's always got to use the bathroom at the same time, doesn't 18 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:06,320 it? 19 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:07,780 Yeah, sometimes it does. 20 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:15,600 Are you from L .A.? Yeah, but I travel a lot. I'm a news reporter. 21 00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:17,940 Oh, that sounds exciting. 22 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:19,920 It's not really. 23 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:23,300 Well, I'm a realtor, so to me it does. 24 00:02:25,660 --> 00:02:28,420 Mandy. Oh, Phillip. Nice to meet you. 25 00:02:38,630 --> 00:02:39,630 Please, go ahead. 26 00:02:40,130 --> 00:02:42,590 It looks like there's room in there for both of us. 27 00:03:00,590 --> 00:03:03,050 I mean, it's like... 28 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:08,050 Totally your fault, Dad, because maybe if you weren't banging that tramp Nina, 29 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:11,250 you would have actually noticed that she was a double agent or whatever. 30 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:17,650 You're probably right, sweetheart. 31 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,239 We should. 32 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:59,780 Yeah. Why don't you leave first? So, you know, not to be suspicious while I get 33 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:00,780 dressed. 34 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000 Thank you. 35 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,440 Hi. 36 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:14,820 Can I help you? Yeah. 37 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,840 Actually, I found this on the floor. I thought maybe you could make an 38 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:18,840 announcement or something. 39 00:16:40,940 --> 00:16:42,500 My phone just died. 40 00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:48,760 There's death all around me, and nobody cares. 41 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:54,080 Don't get so worked up, Kim. 42 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:56,900 It's all gonna be okay. 43 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,480 Whatever. 44 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,819 The Skywaters hasn't been around in, like, forever. 45 00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:08,180 So, I need coffee. 46 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,660 Damn it. 47 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:32,700 Oh, hey. 48 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,940 Do you have anything that doesn't taste like sewage? 49 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:42,460 You know, I could really go for a vanilla caramel frap. 50 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,320 No fat, of course. 51 00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:47,990 Hello? 52 00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:57,170 Excuse me. 53 00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:01,970 Oh my god, are you drunk? 54 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:04,850 Hello? 55 00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:11,530 Oh my god. 56 00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:15,250 Oh my god. 57 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,740 Dad, Dad, I need you to come to the back with me right now. 58 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,060 Kim, honey, I know you're upset. 59 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:29,120 No, Dad, you don't understand. Something's wrong on this plane. Please, 60 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,620 You've been through a lot, sweetheart. 61 00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:32,240 Dad, you don't understand. 62 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,760 The flight attendant's dead. 63 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,120 What? 64 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:43,140 I'm a federal agent. I need everybody back to their seats and remain calm. 65 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,740 We're running out of time. I will land this plane safely. 66 00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:51,450 You took me, honey. You'll be fine. 67 00:18:53,730 --> 00:18:57,130 Central Land Marshal, get back to your seat. Stand down. I've got this. 68 00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:02,350 Who 69 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:09,510 the 70 00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:10,389 hell are you? 71 00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:11,730 My name is Stack Bauer. 72 00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:14,870 I'm a federal agent with a counter -terrorist unit in Los Angeles. 73 00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:17,150 Well, you just shot my cap, you idiot. 74 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,390 That's not important. 75 00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:19,870 I need you to land this plane now. 76 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:21,470 We're on approach, LAX. 77 00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:25,610 We'll never make it, LAX. It's only four miles away. Listen to me. We're running 78 00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:26,329 out of time. 79 00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:29,550 I need you to set this son of a bitch down on the 405 now. 80 00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:30,890 In the middle of rush hour? 81 00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:35,130 I'm going to set this goddamn plane down now or I will. Go to hell! 82 00:19:52,479 --> 00:19:53,600 Almeida. Tony, it's Jack. 83 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,140 I need you to set up a perimeter around the plane I just landed on the 405. 84 00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:58,920 And make sure you question everyone. 85 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,360 What? A plane on the 405? 86 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,819 Has anyone hurt? 87 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:06,340 A couple of hundred motorists, the pilots are dead, but the passengers are 88 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,360 I don't have time to explain this right now. 89 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,800 I need you to cross -reference the passenger manifest with all the names on 90 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:12,779 watch list. 91 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:15,260 Jack, I need a full... Damn it, Tony, just do it! 92 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000 Chloe, 93 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,920 I need you to pull the passenger manifest from Windsor 114. 94 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,400 It's a flight out of D .C. 95 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:25,420 I'm about to raid Bethune, so this better be important. 96 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:29,080 I need you to pull up the I .D. from the flight and run them through facial 97 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,080 recognition. 98 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,360 And I need it an hour ago. 99 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,720 Then you should have asked me an hour ago. 100 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,160 We're in an active code here, Chloe. 101 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:41,860 We don't have time for your personality disorder, alright? 102 00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:44,500 Whatever. Gotta hit. 103 00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:49,320 Successful assassin. 104 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,080 Mandy. 105 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,320 That's me, man. 106 00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:53,800 No last name. 107 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:58,160 Was romantically linked with Barry Manilow. 108 00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:00,640 Oh, my God. 109 00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,300 I know, right? 110 00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:03,660 Close. 111 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,560 We've got to tell Jack. 112 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,080 You okay? 113 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,040 It's my hour. 114 00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:14,560 Jack, we've got a lead. Look like that bomb may have been meant for you. 115 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:15,839 I knew it! 116 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,100 Upload the info to my PDA. 117 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,840 Jack, look, we need to come in and get to brief before it can all arrive. Tony, 118 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:24,700 I'm taking Kim to a very important party that she almost missed. 119 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,420 Because I landed too short. 120 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,040 And then I'm coming in. You have my word. 121 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,360 Where'd you get the car? 122 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,640 I stole it. 123 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:33,700 I'll explain later. 124 00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:34,780 Gotta go. 125 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,400 Bower's dead. 126 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:20,200 If I had a dime for every time Jack's been dead, I don't miss Nina. 127 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,180 Here are your press credentials. 128 00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:44,180 All good? 129 00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:45,980 Very good. 130 00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:49,320 Did you get everything you wanted? 131 00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:54,460 Not quite. 132 00:25:19,610 --> 00:25:21,250 Such a good girl. 133 00:25:42,730 --> 00:25:43,730 Thank you. 134 00:28:27,850 --> 00:28:28,850 Fuck it. 135 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:05,780 I love you. 136 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,440 Fucking fake. 137 00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:06,420 Fucking good. 138 00:42:04,490 --> 00:42:05,490 Bauer's alive? 139 00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:07,970 What? I never miss. 140 00:42:09,390 --> 00:42:10,950 The last time for everything. 141 00:42:15,230 --> 00:42:16,450 Oh, Mandy. 142 00:42:17,830 --> 00:42:20,110 You came and you gave without taking. 143 00:42:27,250 --> 00:42:28,890 Chloe, I need a status report. 144 00:42:29,410 --> 00:42:30,410 Me too. 145 00:42:32,950 --> 00:42:36,390 Mason to worry about right now. What's going on, Chloe? Don't make me bullring, 146 00:42:36,430 --> 00:42:37,990 Jack. You don't want to go there with me, Tony. 147 00:42:38,290 --> 00:42:39,650 Don't make me use my other voice. 148 00:42:40,210 --> 00:42:43,090 Knock it off before somebody ends up tied to a chair. 149 00:42:43,990 --> 00:42:44,990 Again. 150 00:42:46,870 --> 00:42:50,230 There was a political reporter named Philip Haysburg on the flight. 151 00:42:50,590 --> 00:42:53,350 He's scheduled to interview President Palmer tomorrow. 152 00:42:53,790 --> 00:42:54,790 Oh, my God. 153 00:42:55,330 --> 00:42:57,250 Someone is trying to assassinate the president. 154 00:42:57,770 --> 00:42:59,570 Again? Wait, who? 155 00:42:59,790 --> 00:43:00,790 I'm not sure. 156 00:43:00,890 --> 00:43:02,150 Guys, look at this. 157 00:43:02,990 --> 00:43:05,330 Taken two weeks ago in a Michael Bolton concert. 158 00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:06,650 I should have known. 159 00:43:07,290 --> 00:43:08,710 It's your ex -girlfriend. 160 00:43:08,950 --> 00:43:10,010 She was never my girlfriend. 161 00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:11,250 We just had dinner. 162 00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:13,830 And that's after you broke up with her. 163 00:43:14,170 --> 00:43:15,270 I never screwed her. 164 00:43:16,530 --> 00:43:17,530 Sorry. 165 00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:18,970 You're a liar. 166 00:43:19,270 --> 00:43:20,730 Get me the president in the line now! 167 00:43:44,779 --> 00:43:45,779 Damn! 168 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,460 Hey, yo, you better get your bread up if you want a piece of this. 169 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,600 This man is pinched! 170 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,380 Bummer. It's Bauer. 171 00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:05,040 Oh, Jack, listen, I'm sorry I missed your wife's funeral. 172 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:09,880 Snoop and I, we had this event to attend to, and... I understand, Mr. President. 173 00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:13,960 I can't go into detail, but we believe that Nina Myers is plotting to 174 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:14,960 assassinate you. 175 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,040 Again? 176 00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:21,260 Look, Jack, I really don't think... With all due respect, Mr. President, I don't 177 00:44:21,260 --> 00:44:25,200 give a damn what you think. This is happening right now. We need you to stay 178 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,140 where you are. I will be right there, sir. 179 00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:47,280 David? Jack Bauer says someone's going to crew my ass. 180 00:44:48,940 --> 00:44:50,320 Honey, again? 181 00:44:51,460 --> 00:44:54,140 Yeah, for shizzle. I don't know what he'd be tripping for. 182 00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:56,980 He says I got to stay put. He's going to lay the smack down. 183 00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,000 You know what that bucket can do. 184 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:01,800 Well, then you might as well stay here. 185 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,300 I'll keep you entertained. 186 00:45:04,020 --> 00:45:05,020 Oh, baby. 187 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,840 I'm going to miss the party. 188 00:45:24,620 --> 00:45:25,620 Is anybody home? 189 00:46:22,770 --> 00:46:24,970 Janet, where the fuck are you? 190 00:46:25,690 --> 00:46:28,710 Nobody's here and this house is fucking disgusting. 191 00:46:29,290 --> 00:46:30,630 Call me back, whore. 192 00:46:35,510 --> 00:46:36,990 Hello, is someone here? 193 00:46:47,330 --> 00:46:48,430 Oh, fuck. 194 00:46:52,110 --> 00:46:53,790 Hmm, so you're here for the party too, huh? 195 00:46:54,210 --> 00:46:56,170 Yeah, but what the fuck? Where is everyone? 196 00:46:57,950 --> 00:47:01,510 Looks like I already got the memo, but you and Flick Rick over here. Alright. 197 00:47:01,670 --> 00:47:02,970 Fucking moron. Come on, man. 198 00:47:03,270 --> 00:47:04,370 How am I supposed to know? 199 00:47:05,850 --> 00:47:06,850 Well, lame. 200 00:47:07,210 --> 00:47:09,390 So, like, where's the party? 201 00:47:10,050 --> 00:47:11,910 Well, that depends. 202 00:47:14,090 --> 00:47:15,730 Well, there's a fucking party right here. 203 00:47:16,190 --> 00:47:17,190 Ew. 204 00:47:38,900 --> 00:47:40,300 Oh. 205 00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:21,760 What? 206 00:48:58,529 --> 00:49:01,690 oh my god 207 00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:32,040 um um 208 00:50:35,549 --> 00:50:36,950 Oh, 209 00:50:40,130 --> 00:50:41,130 God. 210 00:51:10,859 --> 00:51:11,859 Who's gonna fuck me first? 211 00:51:35,750 --> 00:51:37,330 Yeah, I mean, I'll be a bitch and you're a butler. 212 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,080 You first. 213 00:53:02,259 --> 00:53:03,520 Oh shit. 214 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,620 How's that feel? 215 00:54:03,930 --> 00:54:06,050 Oh, my God. 216 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,160 What are you doing? 217 00:56:38,410 --> 00:56:39,910 Oh my goodness! 218 00:57:12,550 --> 00:57:13,910 Oh my goodness. 219 00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:15,160 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 220 00:59:20,820 --> 00:59:21,820 Oh, man. 221 00:59:52,669 --> 00:59:55,470 um um 222 01:00:30,399 --> 01:00:33,200 um um 223 01:00:57,990 --> 01:01:00,750 Oh, God. 224 01:01:22,890 --> 01:01:23,890 oh 225 01:02:03,390 --> 01:02:07,310 Fuck, kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss 226 01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:33,200 Oh my god. 227 01:03:17,660 --> 01:03:18,720 Oh, 228 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:20,700 Lord. 229 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:56,920 Oh, my God. 230 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:42,360 oh 231 01:05:30,940 --> 01:05:32,880 Oh, my God. 232 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:42,160 Oh, yeah. 233 01:07:24,330 --> 01:07:26,730 I can't believe you killed my boyfriend, you crazy bitch. 234 01:07:28,270 --> 01:07:30,290 What? These two? 235 01:07:31,190 --> 01:07:32,210 Which one's your boyfriend? 236 01:07:34,190 --> 01:07:35,129 That one. 237 01:07:35,130 --> 01:07:36,130 The cute one. 238 01:07:37,090 --> 01:07:38,090 Rick? 239 01:07:38,510 --> 01:07:40,130 Or... Dan? 240 01:07:40,790 --> 01:07:42,350 You guys really had a connection. 241 01:07:45,390 --> 01:07:51,390 Jack Bauer is the smartest man I know, and you... Don't talk about my dad, 242 01:07:51,530 --> 01:07:55,220 because when he finds you... He's going to kill you and torture you in that 243 01:07:55,220 --> 01:07:56,220 order. 244 01:08:01,460 --> 01:08:04,860 I imagine we're going to be doing something else. 245 01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:07,840 Oh, TMI. 246 01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:10,320 No. 247 01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:12,460 It was beautiful. 248 01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:18,160 Your father was the best sex I've ever had in my life. 249 01:08:20,020 --> 01:08:21,020 Bitter. 250 01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:24,279 hateful and violent. 251 01:08:25,340 --> 01:08:27,720 Just the way love should be. 252 01:08:28,220 --> 01:08:32,020 Ugh, this is like the torture part, right? 253 01:08:38,620 --> 01:08:40,380 I've got something for you. 254 01:09:02,939 --> 01:09:05,220 I just asked for your identification. 255 01:09:05,819 --> 01:09:08,000 I know this man, Agent Goulet. 256 01:09:08,260 --> 01:09:09,260 Stand down. 257 01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:12,080 Yes, ma 'am. 258 01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:15,160 Mrs. Palmer, where's the president? 259 01:09:16,380 --> 01:09:21,680 I tried to keep him here, Jack, but he was on the phone with Mr. Combs and... 260 01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:22,618 Damn it! 261 01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:29,279 Could you believe that he'd rather go to some sleazy rapper's party than get a 262 01:09:29,279 --> 01:09:30,279 piece of it? 263 01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:36,920 Chloe, it's Jack. 264 01:09:37,220 --> 01:09:38,220 Hi, Jack. 265 01:09:38,260 --> 01:09:39,260 What do you need? 266 01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:41,580 You know I'll do anything for you, right? 267 01:09:42,020 --> 01:09:44,399 Even though no one can really figure out why. 268 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:45,600 But whatever. 269 01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:49,800 Chloe, listen to me. I'm going to ask you to do something for me. And you're 270 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:50,658 going to like it. 271 01:09:50,660 --> 01:09:52,359 Yeah, of course, Jack. Anything. 272 01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:54,160 Okay. 273 01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:58,340 Chloe, I need you to hack into the President's personal phone records. 274 01:09:59,580 --> 01:10:03,600 And... Do I have your attention now? 275 01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:04,920 Mm -hmm. 276 01:10:11,139 --> 01:10:13,140 Chloe, I'm going dark. 277 01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:15,080 I'll call you in 30. 278 01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:27,820 You have no idea how far I'm willing to go to protect the presidency. 279 01:11:02,830 --> 01:11:03,830 Thank you. 280 01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:52,600 great blowjob. 281 01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:53,780 Mm -hmm. 282 01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:30,100 Oh. 283 01:14:05,510 --> 01:14:07,170 Oh, I want it so bad. 284 01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:09,110 Yes. 285 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:06,280 escaping. This girl got around. 286 01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:10,700 Jack, you gotta come in. Every law enforcement agency in the state is 287 01:24:10,700 --> 01:24:11,279 for you. 288 01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:12,360 The Chinese, too. 289 01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:15,580 Tell Tony I'm coming in, but to stay the hell out of my way. 290 01:24:16,660 --> 01:24:21,060 He's coming in now, and stay the hell out of his way, you snotty, pencil 291 01:24:21,060 --> 01:24:22,400 -pushing, arrogant prick. 292 01:24:22,940 --> 01:24:23,940 Nice touch. 293 01:24:24,460 --> 01:24:29,360 Thank you. It's about our... Jack, I always thought you loved your family. 294 01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:32,540 At least what's left of it. Don't push it, Nina. 295 01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:35,420 I don't need another reason to put a bullet in your brain. 296 01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:39,620 If you don't do what I tell you to, you're going to get one anyway. 297 01:24:39,860 --> 01:24:43,900 Touch one hair on my daughter's head and I will make you die with more pain than 298 01:24:43,900 --> 01:24:45,120 you have ever imagined. 299 01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:46,640 He's pissed. 300 01:24:47,220 --> 01:24:48,300 Sweet talker. 301 01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:50,940 I haven't hurt her yet. 302 01:24:52,460 --> 01:24:55,860 You know the little game we used to play with my wet panties? 303 01:24:57,500 --> 01:24:58,680 Ken's playing it now. 304 01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:00,580 What do you want? 305 01:25:01,870 --> 01:25:05,450 I want you out of the way so I can finish my business with Palmer. 306 01:25:05,830 --> 01:25:10,510 Head to Vegas, and I'll give you instructions to find your little 307 01:25:10,510 --> 01:25:11,510 offspring there. 308 01:25:11,750 --> 01:25:12,750 That's kind of hot. 309 01:25:14,210 --> 01:25:15,210 Sorry. 310 01:25:20,690 --> 01:25:23,430 That's not going to save you now, is it? 311 01:25:26,170 --> 01:25:28,230 Talk to me, Tony. 312 01:25:28,990 --> 01:25:29,990 Throttle back here. 313 01:25:30,190 --> 01:25:32,070 You can't just barge in here and start throwing your weight around. 314 01:25:33,310 --> 01:25:35,650 Showing off for your wife isn't going to make your dick any bigger. 315 01:25:36,590 --> 01:25:37,509 It might. 316 01:25:37,510 --> 01:25:38,510 Shut up. 317 01:25:38,830 --> 01:25:39,830 Damn it. 318 01:25:43,490 --> 01:25:45,170 This is Kim we're talking about. 319 01:25:46,990 --> 01:25:48,950 You're too close to this, Jack. 320 01:25:49,770 --> 01:25:50,769 Michelle's right. 321 01:25:50,770 --> 01:25:51,770 You're a liability. 322 01:25:51,990 --> 01:25:53,090 What's your primary objective? 323 01:25:54,030 --> 01:25:57,350 You do not want to go down this road with me, Tony. Trust me. 324 01:26:00,390 --> 01:26:04,290 Just because you two fell for the same traitorous skank doesn't mean you need 325 01:26:04,290 --> 01:26:05,430 take it out on each other. 326 01:26:06,790 --> 01:26:07,790 Fine. 327 01:26:08,070 --> 01:26:10,110 Just don't come to me when this blows up in your face. 328 01:26:10,550 --> 01:26:11,550 Alright? 329 01:26:18,110 --> 01:26:19,470 No, that's what she said. 330 01:26:20,630 --> 01:26:21,650 Show me what you've got. 331 01:26:22,110 --> 01:26:23,230 Vegas was the key. 332 01:26:23,550 --> 01:26:27,990 Here she is photographed with Ron Jeremy at a convention two years ago. I 333 01:26:27,990 --> 01:26:30,420 remember. She was doing blowbangs undercover. 334 01:26:31,180 --> 01:26:33,320 Went by the name of Flip Shagwell. 335 01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:35,220 Posed as a British girl. 336 01:26:36,060 --> 01:26:37,060 Ta -da. 337 01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:39,860 Yeah, it's thin, but it's all we got. 338 01:26:40,440 --> 01:26:41,440 Bring him in. 339 01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:42,840 He's already here. 340 01:26:43,540 --> 01:26:44,680 Interrogation room number two. 341 01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:48,060 Hold my mirth. 342 01:26:48,520 --> 01:26:49,900 I'm gonna have a talk with him. 343 01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:51,500 A man to hedgehog. 344 01:26:52,500 --> 01:26:53,500 This way. 345 01:27:03,650 --> 01:27:04,650 What's going on? 346 01:27:04,850 --> 01:27:07,410 Who are you people? Can I call my lawyer? 347 01:27:07,790 --> 01:27:09,410 You'd do better calling a priest. 348 01:27:09,690 --> 01:27:11,370 I'm Jewish, jackass. 349 01:27:12,290 --> 01:27:13,510 And a bishop, whatever. 350 01:27:14,650 --> 01:27:20,470 Point is, you're going to tell me everything that I want to know about 351 01:27:20,470 --> 01:27:25,350 Myers, or I'm going to hurt you, and nobody is going to be able to stop me. 352 01:27:26,730 --> 01:27:27,790 Okay, Nina Myers. 353 01:27:28,070 --> 01:27:28,849 Is she an actress? 354 01:27:28,850 --> 01:27:31,810 Does she have an agent, a manager? Does she do anal? You're going to tell me 355 01:27:31,810 --> 01:27:35,370 everything that I want to know or my voice is going to become very 356 01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:37,190 Your voice already is very unpleasant. 357 01:27:37,570 --> 01:27:41,070 Look, you know who the fuck I know. I hang out at the Rainbow Barn Grill. I 358 01:27:41,070 --> 01:27:45,010 rock stars. I fuck 4 ,000 women. My name is on bottles of rum and I can suck my 359 01:27:45,010 --> 01:27:46,010 own dick. 360 01:27:46,870 --> 01:27:47,870 Something like that. 361 01:27:48,230 --> 01:27:53,830 You probably don't think that I can take this length of towel and stick it down 362 01:27:53,830 --> 01:27:54,830 your throat. 363 01:28:13,870 --> 01:28:18,130 I'd like to tell you that I forgive you for being all hung up on that psychotic, 364 01:28:18,190 --> 01:28:20,510 murdering double agent. 365 01:28:21,450 --> 01:28:23,350 But, I'd be lying. 366 01:28:24,130 --> 01:28:26,370 I'm not hung up on Nia Myers, right? 367 01:28:26,930 --> 01:28:28,790 We just had dinner, that's all. 368 01:28:29,410 --> 01:28:32,470 I don't know why no one will believe me when nothing happened. 369 01:28:33,590 --> 01:28:38,330 Because if I had gotten my hands on that woman, I would have screwed her until 370 01:28:38,330 --> 01:28:39,430 her eyes changed color. 371 01:28:48,430 --> 01:28:49,430 Did the hedgehog talk? 372 01:28:49,830 --> 01:28:51,470 Of course he did. It's Jack. 373 01:28:53,550 --> 01:28:56,550 Gave him some address of the house that they shoot porn at in the valley. 374 01:28:57,750 --> 01:28:59,150 Well, I hope he makes it in time. 375 01:29:01,110 --> 01:29:03,990 You know, I was unfairly harsh to you earlier today. 376 01:29:04,250 --> 01:29:05,530 I didn't mean anything by it. 377 01:29:06,870 --> 01:29:07,870 All right. 378 01:29:08,530 --> 01:29:09,530 Apology accepted. 379 01:29:09,850 --> 01:29:11,290 It wasn't an apology. 380 01:29:11,630 --> 01:29:13,070 Just an observation. 381 01:29:20,750 --> 01:29:21,750 Drop it, Nina. 382 01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:24,910 I knew you wouldn't keep your word. 383 01:29:25,310 --> 01:29:26,310 I knew you knew. 384 01:29:26,790 --> 01:29:28,470 I knew you knew I knew. 385 01:29:30,350 --> 01:29:31,350 Damn it. 386 01:29:34,430 --> 01:29:37,050 Of course they are. 387 01:29:38,250 --> 01:29:39,250 You kept. 388 01:29:39,750 --> 01:29:41,830 For this moment, right here. 389 01:29:42,730 --> 01:29:43,930 That's sick. 390 01:29:44,970 --> 01:29:46,170 You love it. 391 01:29:46,570 --> 01:29:50,640 I may have loved fucking you, Nina, but it doesn't mean I... I'm gonna love 392 01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:51,640 killing you! 393 01:29:52,740 --> 01:29:55,220 Make one sound and I'll rip your tongue out of your mouth. 394 01:29:55,500 --> 01:29:58,220 There are people dying in this great country and I need answers. 395 01:29:58,720 --> 01:30:01,220 Are you gonna give them to me or am I gonna have to start hurting you? 396 01:30:02,880 --> 01:30:04,360 You're hurting me now. 397 01:30:04,700 --> 01:30:05,700 I'm not. 398 01:30:23,020 --> 01:30:24,260 You hit like a girl. 399 01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:28,260 When I'm done with you, you're going to wish that you felt this good again. 400 01:30:31,100 --> 01:30:32,120 Promises, promises. 401 01:30:33,400 --> 01:30:36,840 Oh, Jack, why do you take everything so personal? 402 01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:41,080 You're so pretty personal when you killed my wife. 403 01:30:41,940 --> 01:30:43,280 I'm going to need a hack doll. 404 01:30:43,680 --> 01:30:45,060 It's all calmed down, right? 405 01:30:45,300 --> 01:30:46,900 He has been pretty helpful so far. 406 01:30:47,140 --> 01:30:49,300 That's BS, Tony, and we're running out of time. 407 01:30:50,670 --> 01:30:54,010 Just received intel that there's a canister of nerve gas ready to blow up 408 01:30:54,010 --> 01:30:55,010 populated area. 409 01:30:55,490 --> 01:30:56,850 Where are the detonators? 410 01:30:58,250 --> 01:31:00,550 What detonators? The canister, then. Whatever. 411 01:31:00,950 --> 01:31:02,450 You don't want to try me, Nina. 412 01:31:05,410 --> 01:31:06,309 You're right. 413 01:31:06,310 --> 01:31:07,310 I've tried you. 414 01:31:07,570 --> 01:31:11,150 I prefer something with a little bit more... spice. 415 01:31:14,410 --> 01:31:15,590 What are you talking about? 416 01:31:16,450 --> 01:31:18,550 Belly. You want the nerve gas? 417 01:31:20,330 --> 01:31:25,030 Fine. I want full immunity, presidential pardon, and ten million dollars in 418 01:31:25,030 --> 01:31:26,030 cash. 419 01:31:27,650 --> 01:31:28,650 And a good lay. 420 01:31:31,370 --> 01:31:32,370 You're insane. 421 01:31:32,890 --> 01:31:34,030 It's never gonna happen. 422 01:31:36,030 --> 01:31:37,290 Then, poof! 423 01:31:37,990 --> 01:31:39,290 Jack, let me talk to you. 424 01:31:39,990 --> 01:31:42,930 Don't let her get to you. Let me handle this. 425 01:31:43,330 --> 01:31:44,550 Tony, you don't understand. 426 01:31:45,550 --> 01:31:47,670 She's a sexual destroyer of the world. 427 01:31:48,520 --> 01:31:51,120 And her mouth is like a wet vacuum. 428 01:32:05,640 --> 01:32:06,640 Jack, 429 01:32:08,120 --> 01:32:09,300 Chloe's asking for you. 430 01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:10,398 Not now. 431 01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:11,480 She says it's urgent. 432 01:32:13,480 --> 01:32:14,480 Damn it! 433 01:32:26,280 --> 01:32:27,280 Are we still negotiating? 434 01:32:35,100 --> 01:32:36,580 I think I found the bomb. 435 01:32:36,820 --> 01:32:37,820 What bomb? 436 01:32:37,880 --> 01:32:38,880 The nerve gas. 437 01:32:38,960 --> 01:32:43,220 Whatever. I pulled up the GPS info off her phone and I triangulated the 438 01:32:43,220 --> 01:32:46,120 coordinates with the whereabouts of the last two days. 439 01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:51,420 Looks like she rented a truck and... Send the coordinates to my PDA. 440 01:32:52,200 --> 01:32:53,200 Yes, Jack. 441 01:33:28,210 --> 01:33:29,290 So good. 442 01:34:25,370 --> 01:34:30,890 Michelle, we were just discussing the negotiation protocol. 443 01:34:33,010 --> 01:34:34,610 Good cop? 444 01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:56,300 That was so good. 445 01:35:11,120 --> 01:35:12,300 Do you like to play? 446 01:35:13,380 --> 01:35:15,080 Oh, I like to share too. 447 01:36:28,910 --> 01:36:29,910 Oh. 448 01:37:29,160 --> 01:37:30,160 I can live on this day. 449 01:38:06,990 --> 01:38:07,990 Yeah. 450 01:48:59,920 --> 01:49:00,920 It's fucking good. 451 01:52:15,560 --> 01:52:16,560 Sophia, talk to me. 452 01:52:16,940 --> 01:52:17,940 It would be big. 453 01:52:18,180 --> 01:52:20,320 Is there a dumpster? Check the dumpster. 454 01:52:26,880 --> 01:52:27,880 Got it. 455 01:52:28,240 --> 01:52:29,300 I'm going to put you on speaker. 456 01:52:37,880 --> 01:52:39,580 Damn it. There's only a minute left. 457 01:52:39,960 --> 01:52:42,440 I'm looking at the diagrams now. Is there a red wire? 458 01:52:42,920 --> 01:52:43,920 Yes, red. 459 01:52:43,940 --> 01:52:45,360 Okay. Don't cut that one. 460 01:52:45,640 --> 01:52:46,640 It's useless. 461 01:52:46,960 --> 01:52:49,940 Actually, I don't even know why they put that there. Chloe! 462 01:52:50,440 --> 01:52:51,438 Hold on. 463 01:52:51,440 --> 01:52:52,820 I'm downloading new schematics. 464 01:52:54,100 --> 01:52:55,680 Damn it! We're running out of time! 465 01:52:56,400 --> 01:52:57,660 Okay. White wire. 466 01:52:58,460 --> 01:52:59,438 There's three! 467 01:52:59,440 --> 01:53:03,700 Well, yeah. If you had let me finish my story, you would know that during the 468 01:53:03,700 --> 01:53:09,220 Pentagon crisis, when I was still at CTU Washington, you defused a bomb that not 469 01:53:09,220 --> 01:53:13,660 only had a red wire that was useless, But it also has three white wires, which 470 01:53:13,660 --> 01:53:14,660 is highly unusual. 471 01:53:14,860 --> 01:53:18,840 I remember one day talking about it with my ex -husband when we were watching a 472 01:53:18,840 --> 01:53:20,980 really boring movie and... Chloe! 473 01:53:21,580 --> 01:53:23,580 Fine. Is there a black wire? 474 01:53:23,800 --> 01:53:24,539 Yes, black. 475 01:53:24,540 --> 01:53:25,358 Cut it. 476 01:53:25,360 --> 01:53:26,360 Okay. 477 01:53:35,140 --> 01:53:36,760 Thanks, Chloe. You're the best. 478 01:53:37,680 --> 01:53:41,240 No social skills whatsoever, but the best. 479 01:53:41,720 --> 01:53:43,200 I know. And whatever. 480 01:53:43,980 --> 01:53:48,280 Jack, Nina gave up the position of the nerve gap. I just neutralized it. We 481 01:53:48,280 --> 01:53:50,200 know. Whatever you do, do not let her go. 482 01:53:50,600 --> 01:53:51,680 It's too late, Jack. 483 01:53:52,500 --> 01:53:53,540 What? What? 484 01:53:53,780 --> 01:53:54,780 She's gone. 485 01:53:54,820 --> 01:53:59,380 This was the president's room, where the tenorism did it to keep her out of the 486 01:53:59,380 --> 01:54:00,380 book. 487 01:54:03,480 --> 01:54:05,020 It's all over. 488 01:54:06,080 --> 01:54:07,080 I'm not. 489 01:54:24,810 --> 01:54:27,010 I cannot believe you just let her go. 490 01:54:27,590 --> 01:54:29,970 It was the president's call, Chloe. Alright? 491 01:54:30,930 --> 01:54:32,970 Palmer is supposed to be Jack's friend. 492 01:54:33,450 --> 01:54:34,710 This is business, Chloe. 493 01:54:35,430 --> 01:54:36,670 Jack will get over it. 494 01:54:37,010 --> 01:54:38,250 But I won't. 495 01:54:43,390 --> 01:54:47,010 I will never understand her loyalty to Jack Fowler. 496 01:54:47,730 --> 01:54:50,050 He's supposed to be... Jack and Chloe? 497 01:54:50,470 --> 01:54:51,470 None of this. 498 01:54:52,070 --> 01:54:53,410 I think he's a lesbian. 499 01:55:20,530 --> 01:55:22,590 Now I'm done talking to you. 500 01:55:22,810 --> 01:55:24,130 You've read my file. 501 01:55:25,110 --> 01:55:27,720 First... I'm going to move to your right. 502 01:55:28,360 --> 01:55:29,380 I'm going to take it. 503 01:55:29,820 --> 01:55:34,080 And then I'm going to go to your left side. And I'm going to take that out 504 01:55:35,020 --> 01:55:36,620 And then I'm going to go to work. 505 01:55:36,900 --> 01:55:40,400 And I'm going to keep working on you until I get the information that I need. 506 01:55:40,740 --> 01:55:41,740 Got that? 507 01:55:41,860 --> 01:55:43,320 Do you understand me? 508 01:55:46,460 --> 01:55:47,460 Wasting your time. 509 01:56:04,720 --> 01:56:06,140 You better trust me. 510 01:56:06,740 --> 01:56:11,820 I'm going to torture you until you give me the info I need for my spider web. 511 01:56:14,140 --> 01:56:15,780 You're going to give up the info. 512 01:56:18,220 --> 01:56:20,100 After I pick this up. 513 01:56:26,280 --> 01:56:27,560 After I untie that one. 514 01:56:37,360 --> 01:56:41,220 Now you're going to tell me what I need, or else I'm going to do something 515 01:56:41,220 --> 01:56:42,540 really drastic. 516 01:56:42,760 --> 01:56:43,760 Like what? 517 01:56:46,940 --> 01:56:47,940 Stuff. 518 01:56:50,200 --> 01:56:51,740 Interrogation stuff, damn it! 519 01:58:15,800 --> 01:58:18,260 You think I'll break? 520 01:58:33,969 --> 01:58:36,270 You better tell me what you want. 521 01:58:38,850 --> 01:58:40,090 Or else... 522 01:58:40,090 --> 01:58:49,550 I'll 523 01:58:49,550 --> 01:58:50,970 get the answers out of you. 524 01:58:52,290 --> 01:58:53,710 You'll get something out of me. 525 01:59:14,750 --> 01:59:16,230 It's gonna take more than this. 526 01:59:24,850 --> 01:59:28,490 I'll do whatever I can to get the answers out of you. 527 01:59:30,630 --> 01:59:32,210 It's gonna come with a big price. 528 01:59:34,230 --> 01:59:36,770 I don't know what that means, but okay. 529 01:59:53,890 --> 01:59:56,050 You expect me to talk? 530 02:00:07,630 --> 02:00:09,810 Keep talking. Keep fucking talking. 531 02:00:15,750 --> 02:00:18,750 Damn it. 532 02:00:47,530 --> 02:00:48,530 far you're willing to go. 533 02:01:29,810 --> 02:01:32,610 Thank you. 534 02:02:29,379 --> 02:02:31,580 It cost you more than this. 535 02:02:36,880 --> 02:02:40,140 It cost you that secret safe place between your leg. 536 02:02:42,120 --> 02:02:46,120 You'll never get to my secret safe bay. 537 02:03:13,200 --> 02:03:14,200 I feel myself weakening. 538 02:03:14,700 --> 02:03:15,980 You got skills. 539 02:03:27,160 --> 02:03:30,380 I learned my interrogation skills from the best. 540 02:03:32,020 --> 02:03:38,100 Oh, fuck. 541 02:04:00,840 --> 02:04:01,840 You got me? 542 02:04:02,120 --> 02:04:03,300 Don't you fucking turn me on. 543 02:04:37,380 --> 02:04:38,780 you 544 02:05:05,000 --> 02:05:06,000 going to cost you this. 545 02:05:07,080 --> 02:05:11,780 You will have to pay that price. 546 02:09:55,150 --> 02:09:56,150 Thank you. 547 02:16:22,830 --> 02:16:23,830 for a code word. 548 02:16:23,930 --> 02:16:25,370 You always look for a fact. 549 02:17:12,360 --> 02:17:13,459 ways of making you come 550 02:22:32,520 --> 02:22:33,520 You want to come?